Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy

Effective Date: October 25, 2025

Welcome to Federal Laboratories — where science meets kindness (and occasionally, a sense of humor).

This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit FederaLabs.com, buy our products, or interact with us online.

We make sprays, serums, cleaners, and even quirky STEM gear — but we don’t make drama out of your data.

1. What We Collect (and Why We Do It)

We only collect what we genuinely need to get you your stuff, improve our site, and keep things running smoothly.

You might share:

• Your name, email, phone, and address (so your order doesn’t end up in Antarctica).
• Payment info — processed securely through trusted partners (we never see your full card number).
• Optional extras like product reviews, newsletter signups, or messages to our team.

We automatically collect:

• Technical details like your browser, device type, pages you visit, and how long you hang around.
• Cookies — tiny digital crumbs that help us remember what’s in your cart or which product pages made you smile.

We don’t collect:

• Your secrets, diary entries, or pet’s middle name (unless you tell us on purpose).

2. How We Use Your Info

We use your data to:

• Process and ship your orders without delays or mix-ups.
• Keep in touch about your purchases or account.
• Send the occasional update, deal, or science-fun story (only if you said “yes, please”).
• Improve our website and understand what people love most (and what they skip).
• Prevent fraud, follow the law, and maintain a safe, trustworthy store.

We promise: we’ll never sell your information. Not now, not ever.

3. Our Legal & Scientific Basis

If you live in Europe or a place that likes fancy acronyms like GDPR, here’s the science behind our data use:

• Contract: We need your info to get your order to you.
• Consent: You said yes to emails, cookies, or marketing.
• Legitimate interest: We make the site better, fix bugs, and prevent fraud.
• Legal obligation: When the tax folks need their paperwork.

4. Who We Share It With (Hint: Only the Good Guys)

We share info only with trusted partners who help us operate:

• Payment processors (so your purchase goes through safely).
• Shipping carriers (so your bottle, T-shirt, or pet spray reaches you intact).
• Analytics & marketing tools (to learn what’s working, not to stalk you).

All partners sign agreements that require them to protect your information and use it only for legitimate business purposes.

We don’t sell your data — not for money, cookies, or coupons.

5. Cookies, Pixels, and Other Nerdy Things

Cookies help us remember your cart, improve navigation, and occasionally show you a cute ad for a product you almost bought. You can manage or delete cookies anytime in your browser settings.

For more info or to opt out of personalized advertising, visit optout.aboutads.info.

6. Your Rights (a.k.a. You’re in Control)

Depending on where you live, you may have rights like:

• Access: See what data we have.
• Correction: Fix typos or wrong info.
• Deletion: Ask us to delete your data (we’ll comply unless we legally must keep it).
• Opt-out: Unsubscribe or say “no thanks” to marketing emails.
• Do Not Sell or Share: If you’re in California, you can email us at privacy@federalabs.com to make this request.

We respect your choices — no hard feelings, no spammy tricks.

7. Data Retention

We keep information only as long as it’s needed to serve you, fulfill orders, or meet legal requirements. When it’s no longer useful, it’s securely deleted or anonymized.

8. Data Security

We use encryption, firewalls, and secure servers. Think of it as a digital lab coat for your data. While no system is completely unhackable, we continually upgrade our defenses to keep things safe.

9. Kids and Privacy

Our site and products aren’t aimed at children under 13 (or 16 in some regions). If you’re a kid reading this — hi, you sound awesome, but please get a parent’s help.

We don’t knowingly collect data from minors, and we’ll promptly remove any that slips through.

10. International Transfers

If you’re outside the U.S., your info might be processed here where laws may differ. We take steps to ensure your data gets the same level of care no matter where it travels.

11. Links to Other Sites

Sometimes we share helpful or fun links. Once you leave our site, you’re under their privacy policies, not ours. (Always read the label, as we say in the lab.)

12. Policy Updates

If we change anything meaningful, we’ll update this page and, if it’s a big deal, we’ll notify you directly. Check back from time to time — we try to keep things fresh.

13. Contact Us

Got a question, concern, or curiosity about your data?

We’re here to help.

Federal Laboratories

Attn: Privacy Officer

Sandusky, Ohio 44870

📧 privacy@federalabs.com

A Final Thought

We’re scientists, pet lovers, plant whisperers, and everyday humans who believe that good chemistry should never come at the expense of your privacy.

We make honest formulas, and we treat your data the same way — safely, transparently, and with respect.

Would you like me to now create a matching “Terms of Service” page in the same friendly-professional tone — covering returns, disclaimers, product safety, and user conduct — so it pairs perfectly with this one for your online store launch?